1. Take a block of cream cheese (queso filadelfia) out of the package. put a thin layer of sesame seeds on top. pour some soy sauce over it. serve with crackers.
2. Not only is white bread "healthier" than wheat, but if you take the center part out, it's suddenly "less fattening."
3. If you are on a diet, don't eat cheese, wine, bread or chocolate. but dousing your low-fat cracker in butter, jam and manjar is perfectly okay.
4. Taco≠Mexican food. Taco=traffic jam.
5. Eggs can be found on the supermarket shelves next to flour and sugar. For some reason, as soon as they make their way into the house, eggs must be refrigerated. But only once in the house.
August 24, 2008
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