1. Take a block of cream cheese (queso filadelfia) out of the package. put a thin layer of sesame seeds on top. pour some soy sauce over it. serve with crackers.
2. Not only is white bread "healthier" than wheat, but if you take the center part out, it's suddenly "less fattening."
3. If you are on a diet, don't eat cheese, wine, bread or chocolate. but dousing your low-fat cracker in butter, jam and manjar is perfectly okay.
4. Taco≠Mexican food. Taco=traffic jam.
5. Eggs can be found on the supermarket shelves next to flour and sugar. For some reason, as soon as they make their way into the house, eggs must be refrigerated. But only once in the house.
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It's the same deal with eggs in Africa. Only you're not required to put them in the fridge once you get home. My roommates, whose diets consist wholly of chicken, pap (kind of like a ricey grain), and eggs, keep their carton of 36 on top of the refrigerator. One South African tradition I don't intend to embrace... I'm somewhat nervous that keeping the eggs in a semi-warm environment might cause them to hatch. And having baby chicks run around my flat, while a true African experience, is something I don't think I can handle right now.
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its the same egg situation here in ecuador... the us is just super obsessed about refrigeration, in general, and wants you to believe you'll get diseases or something. also, christina, the eggs you buy at the store aren't fertilized (i learned the hard way when i tried to hatch an egg when i was 10), so don't fret about baby chicks running around the house.
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